RRHOF has accomplished what, precisely?
LOL At those ticket prices, I'd suspect that they've made one hell of a lot of money...
You know, I've always thought that Jann Wenner was a dork of one thousand different kinds, though this wasn't because he was a co-founder of the RnRHoF. Actually, I thought that the idea of the institution itself was pretty cool back in '83, when Wenner and Ahmet Ertegun came up with the idea and brought it into realization by rounding up the funds to achieve liftoff, while also donating their own money.
I think that the organization did end up becoming a money grab-- actually, I expected that this was the ultimate idea all along. So of course I wouldn't have been surprised if both Wenner and Ertegun made bank off the whole deal.
Then, somewhere in the late 90's, I started hearing that they had some sort of museum going, and were featuring exhibits of both a permanent and temporary variety. I wasn't surprised that you couldn't just go in there for free-- but it was telling to find that you had to purchase a ticket in advance, and provide them with your estimated time of arrival.
What that told me was that there would be sort of a mass attendance, gobs of people. Some sort of Rock and Roll Disneyworld minus the rides and the alligators.
If you go to almost any other museum I've ever heard of, yes, you
almost always have to pay to get in. But they don't ask for an advance purchase, and they don't need to have your ETA because actual museums aren't generally the hottest spots one might find to wander around in. I've been to a million of 'em, and while such places are never empty, it's never what one might call "crowded", either.
So yeah: they were expecting people-- lots of people. And because the org and its holdings expanded, along with the museum itself-- and then they opened an annex in NYC-- I realized that this thing was profitable.
*Insert Shrug Here*
As time kept on slippin' into the future, however, I noticed that the acts that were being inducted weren't precisely what anybody (except RnRHoF) would call "Rock and Roll". I was also sometimes bewildered to realize that certain acts you'd expect to be inducted were either ignored, actively snubbed, or that the org itself issued some statement giving some sort of reason why they blew off some group, act, or what-have-you.
Meh. Okay, now it was more of a tourist attraction than anything else-- and now shit was getting twisted. Almighty Dollah, man.
But I still wasn't surprised, though the veil over the actual business and other tactics at hand was now threadbare. I just thought it was sort of ludicrous for being so transparently hypocritical, so obviously just another commercial enterprise, complete with corporate politics and infighting.
But hey: whatever.
I actually LOL'ed when I learned that Jann Wenner had been booted off the board of directors in 2023-- especially when I heard what the org had to say when people started asking why.
And that's when I knew that the money must have been
really big... big enough to create a sort of "hostile takeover", though stockholders weren't involved. This was further confirmed (in my mind) when I saw what a perfectly enormous fuss Wenner put up in retaliation, both through Wenner Media, Inc. and Rolling Stone magazine... but also when he chose to write some sort of stupid
book to gripe about how they gave him the boot.
Man, there was so much irony packed into that particular episode that it might as well have been written by O. Henry. I loved seeing that particular train wreck. An early reader of the magazine, I was never exactly a fan of Wenner's editing style. But by 1975, that which was once a fun and interesting periodical kind of curdled and I only read it when I found one sitting around in a dentist's waiting room or whatever. And it just kept getting worse!
Looking back on the whole thing, I realized that nothing Wenner has said or done since the middle Seventies has surprised me at all. I can't say I "saw it coming", but I can say "it figures".
It took from about 1970 to 2023 for the whole Jann Wenner Saga to play out. But man, when it did?
Not even one surprise in there, bro. Not. Even. One.
--R
